PinnedCallum WatsoninDataDrivenInvestorPeople at your Family ChristmasBecause not even a global pandemic can save you from your racist uncleJan 3, 2021Jan 3, 2021
Callum WatsonA letter to my 19 year old selfIf the clitoris was meant to be found then they wouldn’t have named it after the MacGuffin from a B-grade adventure movie. “Indiana Jones…Sep 21, 2020Sep 21, 2020
Callum WatsonBeneath the black seaIt needs to be addressed that this ‘story’ is markedly different from any of the others I’ve penned. And despite sharing the same…Sep 2, 2020Sep 2, 2020
Callum WatsonMy quarter life crisisI’m 25 years old, have the cynicism of someone approaching 40, and the tinder profile of a first year uni student.May 10, 2020May 10, 2020
Callum WatsonPeople at your office Christmas party volume IINB: Usual disclaimer applies. All characters are generic works of fiction belonging to personas you might find at any office function, and…Mar 20, 2020Mar 20, 2020
Callum WatsonBidets and bullet trains (part I)My anecdotal collection of all the best (worst?) bits of JapanNov 17, 2019Nov 17, 2019
Callum WatsonA series of haiku lamenting my struggle to writeAn eight hour sentenceNov 2, 2019Nov 2, 2019
Callum WatsonMy (feeble) attempt at a post Christmas dietAh yes, the festive time of year.Feb 3, 2019Feb 3, 2019
Callum WatsonPeople at your office Christmas party (volume I)NB: All characters are generic works of fiction belonging to personas you might find at any office function, and in no way depictions of…Dec 19, 2018Dec 19, 2018
Callum WatsonEveryone’s first time at the gym (part II)The gym reminds me of a primitive, feudalistic society. Presided over by the mean girls and the mouth breathers, with Napoleon Dynamite…Nov 27, 2018Nov 27, 2018
